Purple Gorilla, named for its violet, oversized buds, is an indica-dominant hybrid that originated in the Bay Area of California. While we can’t be sure of its lineage, Purple Gorilla is said to contain 60% indica genetics, which are evident in its potent relief of pain, insomnia, migraines, and muscle spasms. Its aroma is a sweet fusion of grape, cherry, and citrus, which brings even more allure to its purple, trichome-speckled buds. Following Purple Gorilla’s 7 to 8 week flowering time, growers are rewarded with massive yields of this highly medicinal indica gem.

What does it mean to Phuckette? It’s Friday at 7. It’s 94 degrees outside and the sun is still out. You just sat in two hours of traffic with no air conditioning. That stupid red door has never looked so welcoming.

You walk in the door and momentarily contemplate keeping up your gym routine, but the couch, Netflix, and some takeout seem like a better choice.

You’ve just sunk into the couch when your phone lights up. It’s your mom informing you that you’ve forgotten your Dad’s birthday. Fuck.

Now you get to spend Saturday looking for a gift that says “Sorry I forgot about you, Dad.” There goes your plan to rewatch “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,” for the fourth time.

What do you do?

Take a breath.

Phuckette.

Now you can conquer the weekend.

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