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LIME SHERBET -- a Sultry Citrus LIME SHERBET -- a Sultry Citrus
THC: 20.00 %

The flower behind Lime Sherbet offers relaxation from stress and anxiety along with a strong sense of euphoria. Lady Chatterley's Lover recommends Lime Sherbet for urban hiking 14th Ave. with the Pacific stretching out to the horizon, window shopping on Fillmore and Haight, stretching in Dolores Park and very creative thinking in Philz' Coffee on 24th St.... 

LUCREZIA BORGIA: Highly Recommended - Creative & Complex LUCREZIA BORGIA: Highly Recommended - Creative & Complex
THC: 24.00 %

This is an heirloom strain grown for it's desirable mental effects; which are artistic, visionary and very psychotropic. Not for beginners and not for day-to-day tasks but if you really want to get that long-lasting head high you experience once in a very long while, Lucrezia is the Lady:) While most growers are out to grow the biggest plants with highest-THC, this grower has combined the psychotropic effects of UK Cheese, Chernobyl, Chem Dawg and an unnamed Oaxaca seed first collected in the 19...

CANDYLAND - Woman Grown - Elevating, creative, fruity CANDYLAND - Woman Grown - Elevating, creative, fruity

Lady Chatterley's Review: This crunchy, sticky Candyland is as fun as its name suggests. Perfect for striking an upbeat mood when friends get together. Candyland's uplifting and stimulating effects make it an ideal strain for social gatherings or creative pastimes.

SHERBET - Highly Recommended - Crunchy, Crystally - Fearless, free thinking SHERBET - Highly Recommended - Crunchy, Crystally - Fearless, free thinking
THC: 24.00 %

Lady Chatterley's review: I love this cheeky strain with a tasty name! Sherbet is an indica-leaning hybrid with intoxicating effects. I got the full-body effect which was nicely balanced with some serious mental energy and big giggles. The aroma contains notes of skunky citrus, sweet berry and that candy-like smell reminiscent of its Girl Scout Cookies parent. Expect a carefree mindset and physical relaxation. I recommend this for an epic beach walk or veering inland at the Dutch windmill in Gol...

STRAWBERRY FIELDS- Strong Fruit! - Gorgeous Bouquet. Crunchy Texture STRAWBERRY FIELDS- Strong Fruit! - Gorgeous Bouquet. Crunchy Texture
THC: 23.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: This lovely crunchy flower lives up to its fruity name and has a distinct strawberry aroma. A smooth smoke, Strawberry Watermelon is not for the novice! Potent relaxing effects combine with a clarity of thought to make it the perfect after-work smoke. Chill-out while being able to get things done (like cooking a delicious dinner). I highly recommend this cannabis; it's a personal favorite from a much-loved and highly-respected lady grower. Cheers!

ORANGE COOKIES - Amazing Aroma - an amazing cannabis experience ORANGE COOKIES - Amazing Aroma - an amazing cannabis experience
THC: 23.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Team was amazed by this hybrid that combines the Orange Juice strain with the renowned Girl Scout Cookies. Flavor-packed, Orange Cookies expresses a strong aroma of sweet citrus that closely resembles a fresh tangerine. The flavors of Orange Cookies gives way to deep calming body effects that mingle with a euphoric cerebral buzz to leave you happy and relaxed. Love it. Order soon as this fine flower is very rarely available.

Vapes

W Vape BANANA COOKIES cartridge -- Yummy!!! W Vape BANANA COOKIES cartridge -- Yummy!!!
THC: 66.00 % CBD: 4.30 %

Love this cartridge! Mellow and creative, strong, pure and pleasant-tasting. Go on then...

EVEREST Vape Cartridge - Gorilla OG - Calming, Mellow EVEREST Vape Cartridge - Gorilla OG - Calming, Mellow
THC: 65.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: I love this tasty, natural vape cartridge. It fits any standard battery and is discrete and potent. The Everest blurb is real, so I'll quote it: "Developed in a laboratory by something of a mad scientist who keeps a low profile, Everest uses a process that, instead of using solvents like butane/BHO or alcohol, extracts cannabinoids via a pressure chamber and filter that works in reverse of most extraction methods: instead of screening particles out, it screens cannabino...

Highlighter Sativa Kit (energy) - Bloom Farms Highlighter Sativa Kit (energy) - Bloom Farms

A Vape Pen from sustainable, responsible Bloom Farms (who we love). Indulge discretely; ideal for the patio during a party or on an urban hike. The Sativa Vape Pen and cartridge are tenants in my handbag; you never know when a party could break out....

AROUSE Dose Pen by hmbldt - A recipe for Arousal 10 THC:1 CBD AROUSE Dose Pen by hmbldt - A recipe for Arousal 10 THC:1 CBD
THC: 66.40 % CBD: 6.60 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: Ooh la la! My prayers have been answered -- finally, a vibrating vape pen! Can't deny this science! We are pleased to introduce the AROUSE dose pen formulated by brilliant scientists at hmbldt. Voted one of Time Magazine's top 25 inventions of 2016, these pens guarantee 200+ precise doses and vibrate when dose is complete. After much ado, (and loads of scientific research!) hmbldt arouse was formulated with specific cannabinoids and terpenes to help get the juices flowi...

TRUE OG cartridge - W Vape Strong and Delicious! - 76% THC TRUE OG cartridge - W Vape Strong and Delicious! - 76% THC
THC: 76.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: W Vape is a new kid on the vape block and brings quite a few desirable features in a cartridge. First the cannabis oil is extracted using the cleanest, healthiest process; super critical CO2 extraction that leaves no residue and is good for the environment. The oil is extracted from the finest flower available and I love the changing selection of strains available -True OG being a personal indica favourite. The device offers a stainless steel mouthpiece for stylish puff...

BLISS Dose Pen by hmbldt -- A recipe for Feeling Good -- 9 THC:1 CBD BLISS Dose Pen by hmbldt -- A recipe for Feeling Good -- 9 THC:1 CBD

Lady Chatterley's Review: Ooh la la! My prayers have been answered -- finally, a vibrating vape pen! Can't deny this science! We are pleased to introduce the BLISS dose pen formulated by brilliant scientists at hmbldt. Voted one of Time Magazine's top 25 inventions of 2016, these pens guarantee 200+ precise doses and vibrate when dose is complete. After much ado, (and loads of scientific research!) hmbldt bliss was formulated with specific cannabinoids and terpenes to put you well on your way to...

Edibles

 Relaxing & Potent Indica Gummies - 8 pieces Relaxing & Potent Indica Gummies - 8 pieces
THC: 32.67 % CBD: 0.15 %

Lady Chatterley's review: Yummy, natural and STRONG. At 20mg THC a piece you can ramp it up as you like--please give the candy 45 minutes to an hour to have an effect and go from there. Cheers

Milk Chocolate Malt Balls 10mg each - Altai Milk Chocolate Malt Balls 10mg each - Altai

Tasty little treats with a mild dose of 10mg which allows for careful modulation of effect. 120MG.

Blueberry Hard Candy Barrels Blueberry Hard Candy Barrels
THC: 65.00 mg

Blueberry Hard Candies (the Lady's favourite, was included in this year's Oscar goodie bags!) These tasty medicated lozenges are now available in a variety of flavors and infused with our proprietary blend of cannabis for approximately 4 servings per package.All our products are regularly tested by CW Analytical Labs for quality, consistency and your safety.Net weight:
 7.5 grams
 2 pieces
 or 4 servings per package
. Up to 65mg of THC per package.

Tropical Punch Lollipop - DELICIOUS! 65mg THC Tropical Punch Lollipop - DELICIOUS! 65mg THC
THC: 65.00 mg

Tropical Punch Lollipops are perfect for summer, outdoor events and concerts. Lollies are a discrete and measurable way of getting your relaxation going, fading down the stress and enjoying the day! These mouth watering lollies are infused with a high dosage of our proprietary blend of cannabis for approximately 5 servings each. All Kandy Care products are regularly tested by CW Analytical Labs for quality, consistency and your safety. Net Weight: 10 grams
. THC: Up to 65mg

 Watermelon Lollipop - STRONG! 65mg THC Watermelon Lollipop - STRONG! 65mg THC

Watermelon Lollipops are perfect for summer, outdoor events and concerts. Lollies are a discrete and measurable way of getting your relaxation going, fading down the stress and enjoying the day! These mouth watering lollies are infused with a high dosage of our proprietary blend of cannabis for approximately 5 servings each. All Kandy Care products are regularly tested by CW Analytical Labs for quality, consistency and your safety. Net Weight: 10 grams
. THC: Up to 65mg

Kushy Punch SATIVA gummies 100mg Kushy Punch SATIVA gummies 100mg

You'll be delighted after you try these cannabis award-winning Kushy Punch gummies. Each pack comes with four 25mg gummy pieces and they are incredibly delicious and potent in their respective variety. New users of Kushy Punch are recommended to take HALF of one piece to start. Familiar users are recommended to take 1-2 pieces. Gummy up!

PreRolls

Lucy's Sweet Dreams Single Pre-roll Lucy's Sweet Dreams Single Pre-roll
THC: 18.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: Need something to coax your mind and body into submission but wanna keep it classy? Lucy will tuck you in. Lucy's Sweet Dreams pre-rolls come with an extra long crutch which allows for optimal cooling of smoke and helps you avoid throat irritation. They are made with organic, sun-grown flower with NO shake and are rolled with organic heat-stitched rice paper with neither adhesive nor chemicals. The stylish and adorable tube comes with a single perfectly-rolled join...

Lucy's Daydreamer Single Pre-roll Lucy's Daydreamer Single Pre-roll
THC: 16.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: Need something that lightens the mood but wanna keep it classy? Lucy's got you covered. Lucy's Daydreamer pre-rolls come with an extra long crutch which allows for optimal cooling of smoke and helps you avoid throat irritation. They are made with organic, sun-grown flower with NO shake and are rolled with organic heat-stitched rice paper with neither adhesive nor chemicals. A stylish and adorable tube comes with a single perfectly-rolled joint packed with the finest...

Lucy's Daydreamer Pre-rolls (16% THC) Lucy's Daydreamer Pre-rolls (16% THC)
THC: 16.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: Need something that lightens the mood but wanna keep it classy? Lucy's got you covered. Lucy's Daydreamer pre-rolls come with an extra long crutch which allows for optimal cooling of smoke and helps you avoid throat irritation. They are made with organic, sun-grown flower with NO shake and are rolled with organic heat-stitched rice paper with neither adhesive nor chemicals. The stylish pack comes with 7 perfectly-rolled joints made from 3.5 grams of the finest sun-...

Lucy's Sweet Dreams Pre-rolls Lucy's Sweet Dreams Pre-rolls
THC: 23.00 %

Lady Chatterley's Review: Need something to coax your mind and body into submission but wanna keep it classy? Lucy will tuck you in. Lucy's Sweet Dreams pre-rolls come with an extra long crutch which allows for optimal cooling of smoke and helps you avoid throat irritation. They are made with organic, sun-grown flower with NO shake and are rolled with organic heat-stitched rice paper with neither adhesive nor chemicals. The stylish pack comes with 7 perfectly-rolled joints packed with 3.5 g...

Fabulous Prerolls - TANGERINE by Seasonal Harvest Fabulous Prerolls - TANGERINE by Seasonal Harvest
THC: 19.60 %

Lady Chatterley's Team recently devoured a pack (1/8th oz) of these perfectly wrapped, pesticide-free, connoisseur joints recently and gave them top marks all round! Beautifully packaged in a cedar wrapper (a la Havana cigars), these cones are made with first-growth, whole flower, sun-grown cannabis. A first class, stylish smoke; relax, enjoy...

Pennywise pre-roll by Da Lata 17% THC, 5% CBD Pennywise pre-roll by Da Lata 17% THC, 5% CBD
THC: 17.00 % CBD: 5.00 %

Pennywise is the little black dress of the pre-roll world -- it can work in many situations! Its effects will give you a steady boost of focused energy and pain relief as well as a sense of balance and well-being. Enhances productivity and sociability. Hard to go wrong! 17% THC and 5% CBDPennywise is brought to us by Da Lata, a local company owned by a group of lovely Latina women that produce cannabis in cans that are completely recyclable. In case you were curious, da lata means "the can" in P...

Tinctures

Women's Formula Tincture Women's Formula Tincture

Women's Formula Tincture by Forest Nymph The Women's Formula is a hormonal balancing act specifically designed for women! It's a glycerin based indica dominant hybrid that's a great reliever for PMS, menstruation, and menopause. Suggested Usage: One full dropper underneath the tongue for rapid pain relief, or in a warm tea, for a more delayed effect. Ingredients: Indica Cannabis, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitex, Black Cohosh Root, Blupeurum, Dong Quai, Motherwort, Wild Yam, Maca, Damiana, Lic...

Auntie Enflame Tincture by Forest Nymph Auntie Enflame Tincture by Forest Nymph

Lady Chatterley's note: this is a great tincture for most types of Arthritis, Auto Immune Illnesses, Chemotherapy Treatments and sore muscles. Forest Nymph developed this vegetable glycerin based formula to provide anti inflammatory relief as well as nausea relief. Suggested Usage: One full dropper underneath the tongue for rapid pain relief, or in a warm tea, for a more delayed effect. Ingredients: Indica Cannabis, Vegetable Glycerin, Green Tea Extract, Turmeric Extract, Ginger Extract, Es...

Pain Relief Tincture by Forest Nymph Pain Relief Tincture by Forest Nymph

Pain Relief Tincture by Forest Nymph Lady Chatterley's notes: this high potency CBD Dominant, grain alcohol extraction is one of the stronger tinctures available. Great for all sorts of pain relief, the Pain Relief tincture works wonders for pain and lets you go about your day. Suggested Usage: One full dropper underneath the tongue for rapid pain relief, or in a warm tea, for a more delayed effect. Ingredients: Indica Cannabis, Grain Alcohol, Organic Essential Oil, Lavender, Manuka Hone...

Sweet Dreams Tincture: High CBD sleep aid - Forest Nymph Sweet Dreams Tincture: High CBD sleep aid - Forest Nymph

THC: 4MG CBD: 70MG Delicious brandy based tincture to relax you and encourage deep recuperative sleep. Hand made by the lovely ladies of Forest Nymph on Santa Cruz.

Tincture - Auntie Blues - Forest Nymph Tincture - Auntie Blues - Forest Nymph

Auntie Blues Tincture by Forest Nymph, a close friend of Lady Chatterley. Forest Nymph developed this vegetable glycerin based formula to provide calm relaxation to conditions of anxiety, insomnia, nervousness, and relief for mild depression. It will lift your spirits and provide neurological support. Suggested Usage: One full dropper underneath the tongue for rapid pain relief, or in a warm tea, for a more delayed effect.

Topicals

Vitality Breast Health Oil by Bōsm Wellness Vitality Breast Health Oil by Bōsm Wellness

Attention, ladies! Ask not what your breasts can do for you, but what you can do for your breasts! Anoint your inner goddess with Bōsm's Vitality Oil, a luxurious blend of healing essential oils and detoxifying cannabinoids from sun-grown plants.  Daily breast massage is important for many reasons: it stimulates lymph detoxification, releases built-up estrogen and softens breast tissue. It also boosts libido, reduces pain, inflammation, lumps, cysts, fibrocystic breast tissue and PMS symptoms...

Lady Chatterley's All Natural Lip Balm Lady Chatterley's All Natural Lip Balm

This delightful lip balm is made with all natural ingredients that will make your lips sing! Blended with the oils of peppermint, lavender, rosemary and more, it is the perfect accessory for the cannabis aficionado. Enjoy! 

Sensual Lubricant -- Cannabis Enhanced Sensitivity <3 Sensual Lubricant -- Cannabis Enhanced Sensitivity <3

Lady Chatterley's Review: This latex friendly lube makes unreachable heights reachable. THC is believed to prolong and enhance sensual pleasure. Captured in SACRED’s personal lubricants, this all natural component has been reported to intensify every touch and movement. The perfect addition to a hot night in, our Pleasure Enhancing Silicone Lubricant is specially designed for those with sensitive skin. Hypoallergenic and enhanced with Vitamin E, this all natural lubricant adds a decadent touc...

Massage Oil - Stress Melter! Massage Oil - Stress Melter!

Take your time, light a candle, breathe deeply, and gently massage this magical oil directly onto areas that could use some attention. 10ml of massage oil contains 120mg of cannabis oil. Enjoy! 

Pain Relief Cream - Forest Nymph Pain Relief Cream - Forest Nymph

Pain Relief Cream is enhanced with all organic herbal extracts and oils to ease discomfort and provides quick relief of pain from arthritis, bursitis, sprains, and bruises.  Contains: coconut oil, cannabis, calendula, arnica extract, and eucalyptus.

Bath Fizzy - Relaxing and Refreshing! Bath Fizzy - Relaxing and Refreshing!

Reward yourself and enhance your bath experience with one of our bath fizzies. The relaxing and rejuvenating fizzy made with essential oils and cannabis oil will help you unwind after a long day. Made with 100 mg of medical cannabis oil.

Paraphernalia

 Premium Vape Battery and Charger Premium Vape Battery and Charger

BATTERY & CHARGER This battery is a sleek, subtle vape pen battery with two sets of thread so any cartridge will fit. This robust battery offers a consistent 8-second puff, the Perfect Puff, every time, so you can decide how much is right for you. You can purchase pre-filled cartridges from Lady Chatterley's Lover in Sativa, Hybrid and Indica oils. No matter what you choose, this is the discreet and classy way to vape. 

Other

Wild Berry Lemonade 90mg Wild Berry Lemonade 90mg

Strong and tasty sipping - 90mg THC. Dilute with soda for best effect. Lady Chatterley's Review: WILD BERRY LEMONADE, I tried this lemonade at a panel tasting and really enjoyed the combination of wild berries, mild carbonation and 90 mg of THC. Apparently carbonation enhances your body’s THC uptake, so the effect was quick and powerful. I'd recommend sharing! We loved the quick-acting, very mellow effect

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